there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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