a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Dakota Fanning

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Once upon a time

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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