- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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