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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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