Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Women's rights.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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