- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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