- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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