Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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