We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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