What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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human centipede

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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