- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock Knock, Ow my face

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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