I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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