- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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