A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

your life

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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