- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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