what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What can hitler cook well Steak

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

You suck big fat slobber

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I regret everything.....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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