Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

just in time?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

dick dick dick... frogs

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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