Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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haha

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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