- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

The lion swallowed his pride.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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