A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Do you love me? No.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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