- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why is the ground wet It rained

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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