- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What are annoying? Ads.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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