- Anti Joke

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.