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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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