- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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