You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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