- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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