A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

guy walks into a bar, ouch

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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