i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Your mums a potato

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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