- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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