Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Women's rights

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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