How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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knock knock

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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