Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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you just read an anti-joke

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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