What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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