- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

If youre African, why are you white?

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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