What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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