What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Christians pornstars.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Anti Joke

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