Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Happy Monday!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Justin Bieber

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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