A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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