What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Communism hehe xd

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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