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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Women's rights

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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