Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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A lot eh?

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You are joking right?

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Religionh

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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