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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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