- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Where's my tractor?

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What is red? A rock painted red

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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