- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Christianity

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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