Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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DEATH.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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William wright is Gay

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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