- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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