- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What page are you on The gay page.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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