Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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