- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Knock knock What?

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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